A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.

girl : Alex you are like a brother to me

Alex: 😎

Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you

Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎

God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.

Alex *commits not living*

Jacob: lol xd

Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰

God: stoopid

The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*

Alex ingalls by Kobyisfat March 26, 2019

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Alexing

Alexing is a term for a person who constantly checks if what you say is consistent. A fact checker.

"Becky, I know the bar was fun last weekend - but my boyfriend has been non stop Alexing me"

Alexing by Toritoetoeoreo June 16, 2020

Alexing

Alexing is a term for a person who constantly checks if what you say is consistent. A fact checker.

"Becky, I know the bar was fun last weekend - but my boyfriend has been non stop Alexing me"

Alexing by Toritoetoeoreo June 16, 2020

Alexing

Synonymous with joshing. Reserved for persons named Alex.

Alex: Yo dogg, I was just joshing with you.
Jared: You mean alexing?
Alex: Yeah. True dat!

Alexing by ThaBigLG October 10, 2008

Alexing

Being overly stressed out, stressing everyone else out, being annoying and just a huge pain in the butt

Oh my god, stop Alexing so much!

Alexing by Pervellaa October 16, 2017

Alexing

When you think someone thinks they can get a girl and but end up getting rejected. Also known as being a wannabe ladies man.

That guy is gonna be Alexing when he asks her out.

Alexing by Sleepy Dalai May 19, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026