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alex vause 

A hot lesbian icon in the show Orange is the New Black. She is known by her signature jet black hair, perfect makeup( i.e. red lipstick and eyeliner), and black glasses.
Alex Vause really makes me question my sexuality.
alex vause by thedragonslay November 8, 2014
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Alex Vause 

A character in the Netflix original show "Orange Is The New Black." She has jet black hair and glasses. She is best known for her on and off lesbian relationship with Piper Chapman.
Alex Vause us one sexy bitch.
Alex Vause by HamburgerPlease February 6, 2017

Alex Vause 

The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.
Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed
Alex Vause by Sadietheoitnbobsessed January 11, 2023
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