I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for
short) is a indie rock
faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a
PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever
music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal
pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "
Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"