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These shitty qualifications an individual will do at 16-18 to determine whether they get into a good university or stay unemployed for the rest of your life
Side effects: sleep deprivation, loss of the will to live, stress spots. Warning: could result in you yeeting yourself off of a bridge.
Alevel further maths student: What is this
Alevel maths student: Idk
Alevel physics student: me either
Alevel biology student: don't look at me. I can't tell my triglycerides from my-
Alevel sociology student: -wtf is that!?
Alevel history student: did you know that Queen Elizabeth the first d--
Alevel drama student: Shut the fuck up.. I'm swamped in coursework and--
Alevel history student: you want to talk about coursework?! You should see all the-
Alevel chemistry student: -WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!!!
*Silence*
Alevel psychology student: *quickly takes notes and psychoanalyses all everyone*
Alevel by ContemparyXDrama October 12, 2020
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Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

a level playing field

a situation in which everyone has the same chance of succeeding
If the tax systems are different in each European country, how can industries start on a level playing field?

on a level 

To look at things in perspective or to look at something in a fair and realistic way
blud check out dat piece of chooongting

nah on a level dat booty is lackin
on a level by AfroD September 1, 2008

A level Athletes 

The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.
"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"

Alexelcapo 

Sexiest guy in Twitch. Pipo's father.

Braguitas fan OwO
Do yknow the legend of pipo. Alexelcapo references intensifies
Alexelcapo by gedEwE May 15, 2019
A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.
Person 1: What the hell are A levels?
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)