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Aldar is a curse word in Mongolia. Which means “Al” (vagina).
Hey babe you wanna see my Aldar
Aldar by Sssssslllllaaaayyy May 23, 2024

enkh-aldar 

hard working and kind hearted man ❤️ 🔥
Enkh-Aldar You are the best dad ever! 🥰
enkh-aldar by daughterrrrr November 21, 2021

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.
Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!
5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning
Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.
alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015