alcohologize

1. Apologizing for something while you are drunk
2. Apologizing for something you did while you were drunk

1. "Dude, I love you man. We should leave everything in the past and be best friends now. I'm sorry for all that shit!"
"No need to alcohologize to me, man!"

2. "Then he alcohologized for puking on my couch last weekend!"
"That was considerate of him"

alcohologize by Tomchickery October 29, 2009

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Alcohologic

The decisions you make under the influence of alcohol which seem obvious at the time, but which are clearly idiotic to any sober person.

Some guy: Dude. You told the bouncer you'd take on him, all his friends, and a straight guy.

Some other guy (from hospital bed): Well. I do have my yellow belt in karate... it seemed alcohological.

Alcohologic by Peit August 13, 2012

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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