Alchiology 

Using clues such as where your clothes are, random pictures or texts on your phone, where you woke up, and information from other people to try to remember the events of a hard night of drinking. (or maybe just who the person laying next to you is and where you met)

I'm going to need to do some serious Alchiology to figure out what the fuck happened last night!

Alchiology by KampKracken May 20, 2017

urban archeology 

The act of digging through one's garage, storage, closets, etc in search of lost artifacts and or in the process of reducing the amount of 'stuff' collected over the years.

1. We're getting ready to move, so we're going to storage to do a little urban archeology.

2. I ran into Cynthia and had to do a little urban archeology to find her phone number.

urban archeology by Jake R Slater May 6, 2009

alcohology

The scientific theorized, or study of the hydroxyl compound Alcohol, in partial, or as a whole.

Mr. Brownstone began learning alcohology to furthermore understand the function of alcohol.

alcohology by Sonata Waltz September 22, 2005

alchaeology 

(noun) The study of ancient cocktail recipes and search for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeology.

Anyone can read the label on a bottle of American bourbon or Scotch whisky to know the difference, but in alchaeology we seek to divine secrets such as the original Maryland rye.

alchaeology by biggs33 May 11, 2009

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

Alchologically Challenged by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009

into archeology 

Being into older women.

" WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.

"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"

into archeology by Mr Special September 11, 2018

Alcohology

Noun; A form of drunk apology sent to a recent ex usually via text or phone

Just when we thought Steve was going to come out of the break-up with his dignity intact, Lauren sent his alcohology to all of their co-workers.

Alcohology by Dio! July 6, 2011