Alcohologic

The decisions you make under the influence of alcohol which seem obvious at the time, but which are clearly idiotic to any sober person.

Some guy: Dude. You told the bouncer you'd take on him, all his friends, and a straight guy.

Some other guy (from hospital bed): Well. I do have my yellow belt in karate... it seemed alcohological.

Alcohologic by Peit August 13, 2012

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous

Bill. W. (Wilson) & Dr. Bob (Smith) founded AA in 1935 in Akron, Ohio. In 2001, there were an estimated Over 2 Million members in 108,000 groups meeting in approximately 150 countries around the World! AA has helped So Very Many people & if you're having a layover at an airport or bus station, you can have them page "Friends of Bill W." so you'll have another recovering alcoholic to talk with! Sane for NA, which sprang from AA, just page "Friends of Jimmy K.". Most people there won't know what you're talking about.

Thank the Creator for the Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous, Bill W. & Dr. Bob!

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous by Starchylde June 7, 2016

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

alcoholic savant by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

Alcoholic Arnie 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.

Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.

Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."

Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"

Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"

bro hug

Alcoholic Arnie by Jazzual July 29, 2011

Alcoholiclint 

A person who drives through the piney woods region in in search of bass while intoxicated.

Look at that dude driving through the woods with a cooler and fishing rods in the bed...must be an alcoholiclint.

Some guy left a bunch of beer and stinkbait at our lakehouse, then drove off leaving dually ruts in our yard, yea...it was an alcoholiclint.

Alcoholiclint by Beauxgrass June 29, 2009

suit and tie alcoholic 

A very successful professional, often a businessman, who is also an extremely heavy drinker on the side

"He just had 15 shots of Jameson and has to present at the 8AM investor meeting tomorrow!"

"Don't worry about it, he's a suit and tie alcoholic"

suit and tie alcoholic by el.boris2 November 16, 2011

alcoholic 

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

alcoholic by TnPat March 8, 2004