Alchyplop

Slang for Alcohol Poo. The runny, pungent mess you left at the bottom of your toilet after a hard night out. Sometimes has hints of the smell of the beverage you were drinking that night.

"Such a mad night last night, had the worst alchyplop this morning though. Smelt of caramel vodka"

by 6wassyboy9 November 12, 2018

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an alchopoop usually occurs the morning after a night of heavy drinking involving alchohol. it is generally watery in consistancy, of a foul and punjent odour and can cause a painfull burning sensation as it passes. however passing an alchopoop can eleviate the symptoms of a hang over

my ring is flaming after that alchopoop, i shoudl have laid off the sambucha last night

by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009

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a crap the morning after a heavy session, often with scents of your chosen beverage. Normally of a loose consistancy and can be many and often through out the day.

Lynsey:The smell in the bathroom made me puke this morning.
Adam: Sorry love it was an alchoplop I was on it big time yesterday

by gomer123 February 7, 2010

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The three-phase toley that you drop after a night out on the piss.

Phase 1: Your Dinner - normal shit for the morning.

Phase 2: The beer - quite nasty, but this depends on what you drank.

Phase 3: The Beer Munchies - the remnants of that Largedonnerwitheverythinganacanabru or undercooked burger that you ate on the way home. This has potential to be the nastiest phase.

NB. Three phases does not equal three visits to the pan, this shit has been known to last until 2pm and need ~45 visits to the pan.

Fraser: You feeling ok dude?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Stew: You nearly done in there?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Michael: What's that noise?
Fraser/Stew: John is mid-alcoplop

by The Bag Boy May 18, 2005

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