Ablasian
Did you know that Tiger Woods is an Ablasian??
Ablasian by Sheppyleigh February 4, 2009
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abrasian
abrasian
Abrasian: (Ab-ray-shun)An Abrasian is the amalgamation of the words 'A-British-Asian' used to describe the actions of a particular British subculture.
Abrasians can usually be found being given far too much money by their parents who are extremely gullible and believe that it is for books. Abrasians can be sighted in their natural habitat of the Club partying, talking about money, getting drunk and sleazy or alternatively, accompanying their straight-laced parents places, acting completely out of character, i.e.- like a human being.
Abrasians are not like Indians from India, nor are they like normal British Indian people. Indians are hardworking, generous smart people who think before they speak and are prepared to climb the ladder wherever society places them.
Abrasians believe they are entitled to EVERYTHING and work for nothing, letting their parents foot the bill. The most annoying thing about Abrasians is that as their parents won't let them fail at school, and pour tons of money into their educations, they are actually book smart and get good jobs. Don't worry though, they may get good jobs but they will never understand love or anything deeper than superficial conversation on arranged marriages and money.
Abrasians can usually be found being given far too much money by their parents who are extremely gullible and believe that it is for books. Abrasians can be sighted in their natural habitat of the Club partying, talking about money, getting drunk and sleazy or alternatively, accompanying their straight-laced parents places, acting completely out of character, i.e.- like a human being.
Abrasians are not like Indians from India, nor are they like normal British Indian people. Indians are hardworking, generous smart people who think before they speak and are prepared to climb the ladder wherever society places them.
Abrasians believe they are entitled to EVERYTHING and work for nothing, letting their parents foot the bill. The most annoying thing about Abrasians is that as their parents won't let them fail at school, and pour tons of money into their educations, they are actually book smart and get good jobs. Don't worry though, they may get good jobs but they will never understand love or anything deeper than superficial conversation on arranged marriages and money.
Abrasian 1-'It's not my fault that stupid White guy outside Budgens is homeless, you get me! Why couldn't he have just gone to Uni like me, Bruv, got a degree in Medicine like the rest of my family and become a doctor? I mean its not like its hard. He could have even banged some gyals, you know? No Indian girls though. They know better than to speak to Gorras! You gets me Blad!!!!
Lamppost- (Is silent as is unable to speak)
Abrasian 1- (putting arm round shoulder of Lamppost) I love jamming with you bruv. You know, my dad can probably get you a job at his Practice if you want it, 30k a year...now where is that bottle of jack daniels!
Lamppost- (Is silent as is unable to speak)
Abrasian 1- (putting arm round shoulder of Lamppost) I love jamming with you bruv. You know, my dad can probably get you a job at his Practice if you want it, 30k a year...now where is that bottle of jack daniels!
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