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Alazé
Ba’alaket
An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”
“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”
“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”
“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
set your heart ablaze
set your heart ablaze by junk0en0shima July 29, 2021
Alaye
Scammer: please send me $300 so I can invest it and make you millions
Person:wait is this a scam
Scammer: absolutely not
Scammer: alaye
Person:wait is this a scam
Scammer: absolutely not
Scammer: alaye
Alaye by Marshywaters June 5, 2021
Alize
Alize’s are special people and fun to be around,pretty ,funny, sensitive and is thick , however they can get very very aggressive and mean sometimes but it’s just tough love , they are really fun to hang with and also good at keeping secrets ... you have to get to know Alize’s because the way that they are in public is not how they really are when they open up and let you get to know them .. you wouldn’t believe what they went through or go through they are really strong people .. what I’m trying to tell you is keep them close to you y’all may become bestfriends
Alize by EmilyGibler23 April 10, 2019
alazae
Over dramatic (most of the time). Dosent care if she's not liked by most people.Confused about her life, and yet helps others with their own. AMAZING friend. Has a heart,very kind,very lovable and smiles even when she's breaking apart inside. Cheerful about things most people wouldn't be excited about. Alazae is 1 In a BILLION!!!
You'll never find a girl like Alazae.
I wish I had a Alazae.
If you have an Alazae never let her go,she's one of the good ones.
I wish I had a Alazae.
If you have an Alazae never let her go,she's one of the good ones.
alazae by Justapersondefiningmythoughts January 18, 2017
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