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The act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.
Mike - Guys, I picked up some Busch Light for the power hour instead of the Zima that Neal requested. I’ve never finished a power hour before, but I have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

Neal - I prefer the taste of Zima, but you're correct, this does alculate better.
alculate by FredSmootSexCruise January 30, 2008
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Alaula • Alula • alala • Alauna • alaura • Alculate • alaunah • alaila • alalalalala • alayla
One of the greatest types of friends in the world. Is smart, sweet, and all over great!
Your best friend is alaura?
man your lucky.
alaura by christopherJ June 11, 2008
A beautiful balanced creature of masculinity and femininity. Existing as two in one. Alauna is spectacular specimen of humor, good nature, love, and wonder. Has a gift for making up words and music. Dark features, with brown eyes that un-stitch the soul. Poetry in motion. A rare, exquisite gemstone. A genuine person with a heart of gold.
She is a complete Alauna...
He is an Alauna that stirs my soul...
Alauna by defiantcliche April 16, 2014
Alayla a beautiful girl, and very smart. Growing up she will always put up the middle finger. On purpose and on accident. When you see her you will just fall in love with her. Alayla on of a kind!
That girl Alayla is beautiful and an amazing girl, I never wanna lose her in my life.
alayla by Pandora Rose November 20, 2016
Alaura, she’s not like other girls. She’s sees the World very differently. She’s 1 of a kind. Alaura is beautiful yet mysterious.
Have you met Alaura?
No, who’s that?
Bro she’s the coolest chick I’ve ever met!
Wurd?
Yeah bro she’s special, you gotta meet her.
Alaura by Smartgirl112 January 11, 2021
To practice alculation, which is the science of drinking the cheapest/strongest drink at all times.
Dave – Can I order a Stoli Melon-tini?
Neal – I’ll take two shots of house vodka mixed with a shot of your shittiest whiskey.
Bartender - Not only is that Neal guy so cool, but he also knows how to alculate like a pro.
alculate by NM2K8 January 30, 2008
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