Definitions by NM2K8

alculate

To practice alculation, which is the science of drinking the cheapest/strongest drink at all times.

Dave – Can I order a Stoli Melon-tini?
Neal – I’ll take two shots of house vodka mixed with a shot of your shittiest whiskey.
Bartender - Not only is that Neal guy so cool, but he also knows how to alculate like a pro.

alculate by NM2K8 January 30, 2008