Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.

Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

Alaskan Banana Split by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015

alaskan banana split redunk 

When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!

alaskan banana split redunk by redunker January 14, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012