AlanJ
Pro LGBT activist with a diet consisting of one packet of malteasers. The attraction to Samah is very strong.
AlanJ by MuutMuuuuut October 29, 2021
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Alan Smith
A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022
The Alan
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
Alan Rickman
Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009
Alaija
Alaija is probably the best girl you could ever meet!She has a great personality and is a great friend.You can trust her with anything.she is a great girlfriend and a great friend.She does not have to draw attention to her self because everybody is already admiring her.she has the perfect body.big boobs and big butt.She is very indepent and doesnt very often ask for help. You can trust her.she will give you the best sex.she keeps her hair & nails done and is extremely intelligent. She will provide for her man at any cost. Alaija is literally the best.
Alaija by Young g.o.a.t💯 July 24, 2017
chav-alanche
A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
chav-alanche by **fairy** July 16, 2008