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The sweetest, most genuine person. So hard working! Anyone would be lucky to know her!
Alamea is the bees knees
Alamea by 🌹📚 November 23, 2021
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Alamalakadi

One of the most versatile slang available, it originated as an ancient tribal incantation of the East. It was used to call forth spirits of eccentricity and bewilderment, often inflicting the intended target with horror. Nowadays, it is mostly used in a flippant manner, telling people to cease talking in a most discourteous way.
"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."

"ALAMALAKADI!"

(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
Alamalakadi by EastCoastClassic February 23, 2010
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He goes by many names: Alamka, Mycran, Aloomka, Ted Stevens, and others, but is known universally as Alamka. A god amongst men who controls the universes, and throws volunteers in to wreck these universes for amusement. Alamka sees all, Alamka hears all, but who is the man himself? Nobody knows, although the legendary Jabro has claimed to sight Alamka in our mortal universe. Many people decry him as a cult leader, but he does not stoop to their level, acting as if they were absent. He is the true, ultimate, beyond-life entity.
ALL HAIL ALAMKA
Alamka by Wheres the goddamn bus August 12, 2021

Madison Alamia 

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.
Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...
Madison Alamia by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011

alamano supporters

they hate mainstream media against blengbong narcos because it's "too biased"
mga alamano supporters umiyak dahil si maria ressa nanalo sa nobel peace prize
alamano supporters by Lucasthepogikid February 28, 2022
if you live here you know that it is tight you just gotta know what to do with you time here, go to farm parties and rep west meda boys.. naw im kidding but on the real alameda is a hella little island next to oakland and the beach smells like sewage. you should go there though its tight.
alameda made a t-shirt that says "where the hell is alameda?"...that says something...
alameda by meda bitches August 25, 2006
Means "OH NO" "OH MY GOD" etc
Alamak, I forgot to pick up my girlfriend at the station!!!!
alamak by David August 2, 2003
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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