Alahed

when you lose a fight but still go home with multiple woman

I was drunk at the strip club but still got Alahed when the girls went off shift.

Alahed by alahisfairgame December 27, 2023

alameda

if you live here you know that it is tight you just gotta know what to do with you time here, go to farm parties and rep west meda boys.. naw im kidding but on the real alameda is a hella little island next to oakland and the beach smells like sewage. you should go there though its tight.

alameda made a t-shirt that says "where the hell is alameda?"...that says something...

alameda by meda bitches August 25, 2006

alameda

An increasingly yuppie little island town in the Bay Area. What you will find; SF transplants, awesome restaurants, old homes, and tree lined streets. What you won't find; affordable housing,big box stores, or much crime. However, having Oakland right across the water does cause some spillage of ghettoness.But it does seem like the gap between the two cities is getting wider and wider by the second.

"Duded what did that bumper sticker say?"
"Alameda, Where hipsters go to breed."

alameda by chuck 02 February 17, 2008

alameda, ca 

I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.

My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud

alameda, ca by hannah kingston May 4, 2022

Alameda peeps 

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

Alameda peeps by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alaned 

to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.

I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.

alaned by grod June 15, 2007

aahed 

a great guy who is anywhere from 5'11-6'2
laughs at people falling (especially in lunch rooms)
is muscular (in the upper body)
loves married (or engaged) women
loves the boondocks
shoots on the way down
says "ohhhhh damn" in a high pitched voice
and needs to jump-stop more

"aahed! jump stop on that last one!" -D.A.

aahed by Weavings October 7, 2007