4 definitions by missfreakyvirgin
Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022
So basically the alameda trash rats are kids who live in alameda. Sometimes they go to Bayfarm parties. Notice how they’re never invited to Oakland parties??
Bob: hey wanna come to the BayFarm party with me?
Bill: Nah man, i heard a bunch of alameda trash rats are there
Bill: Nah man, i heard a bunch of alameda trash rats are there
by missfreakyvirgin April 1, 2022
Homeless man: spare change?
Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!
Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022
A disgrace to the Bay. A stupid fucking island in the bay area, super dumb and stupid. Everyone here is stuck up and the millennials give me racist vibes #alameda
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022