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a great guy who is anywhere from 5'11-6'2
laughs at people falling (especially in lunch rooms)
is muscular (in the upper body)
loves married (or engaged) women
loves the boondocks
shoots on the way down
says "ohhhhh damn" in a high pitched voice
and needs to jump-stop more
"aahed! jump stop on that last one!" -D.A.
aahed by Weavings October 7, 2007
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anhedonia 

Noun. The inability to experience pleasure. adjective form: anhedonic.
I would commit suicide, but my anhedonia would prevent me from enjoying even *that*.
anhedonia by YourLordAndMaster December 23, 2003
Related Words
aahed Ahed Aabed aahad anhedonia aahee AAEDAM Aahdya aaheli Aaheliya

Anhedonia 

The loss of interest and enjoyment in all activities that you once liked; the feeling of not caring anymore.
I have been feeling Anhedonia lately.
Anhedonia by cc707 January 26, 2021
1. when someone makes a garbage ass dumbass joke and no one laughs
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers
When you're having a normal conversation and someone says something random u say this phrase
ex:

"hey whats up Daniel!"

"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"

":0"
get ashed by Boarhunter203 August 16, 2019

anhedoniac

is one who suffers from anhedonia, the inability to derive pleasure from normal pleasurable things in life.
If someone is depressed, or has one of many different chemical imbalances in the brain.

-Comedians, for example, may be prone to having this, as what actually makes them laugh has been used so much, that that part of the brain has "worn off funny".
Funny incidents and stories are enjoyed less and less, as time goes on.
(Try telling a comedian a joke, any joke.)

A chronic masturbator has a dopamine imbalance, rendering him or her an anhedoniac, incapable of enjoying normal life in a non orgasmic state.

A person with multiple lovers/sexual partners in life cannot settle down to marry. The more they sample, the less they are able to settle, as a direct result of wanting something "strange" or "new" all the time.

Beautiful, rich people in Hollywood have, or can have anything, or everything, or almost any ONE they could ever want, anytime and all the time. Anhedonia from repeatedly fulfilling their desires is a forgone conclusion in some cases.

(In old school parlance, "too much of a good thing".)

(This may effect more people than we know as the pursuit of pleasure on this planet for it's own sake is rampant.)
e.g. "I can't WAIT for the weekend!"
anhedoniac by Omega Rat 1 August 26, 2009

anhedonic 

anhedonic guy: this sucks
other guy: thats just because your anhedonic
anhedonic by tom bensley September 4, 2007
Aaheli is really a sweet and beautiful person. Most of the girls whose name is aaheli is tall. She choses 1 boy out of 100 amd can have the longest crush on a single boy. She will take care of the person she loves till the end of of her life. She is soft hearted and loves a person very soon.
Hey. She is aaheli..she is so beautiful
aaheli by Harsh Tilokchandani September 2, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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