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Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.
"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."
ALAD by JohnLocke March 7, 2008
an great tiktoker.

there post arent from one fandom they just post weird shit but its funny. you can find random 2 am tts to cat ones to inside jokes with their moots. dont mix s..alad up with actual salad they are nicer.

for almost hitting 9k i decided to write this. i hope you grow much much more - a moot made from idc.zays post / a accidental moot
'LOOKS ITS S..ALAD'
'I WANNA BE LIKE THEM'
'we all have some s..alad in us'
s..alad by quinmm June 12, 2021
the most awesome reptile to have ever existed on this planet.
Aladar in Disney's Dinosaur movie
Aladar by loungelizard February 5, 2010
Aladeen has many meanings, such as positive and negative, which causes a lot of confusion.
Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
the aladeen news...?
you are hiv-aladeen
Aladeen by aladeen December 10, 2012

Aladdin's Scarf 

The act of rubbing one's penis like a lamp until you ejaculate on your neck, representing a scarf, then commencing by making a wish.
Can be performed with a partner.
Daniel received an aladdin's scarf from Ricardo while Felipe watched with joy
Aladdin's Scarf by Krustachos January 1, 2017
A person with great personality and treats a women like a queen and respects everybody equally
I just wanna be like alador, he have a great personality.
Nothing is more handsome than alador
Alador by Smartest of all time October 25, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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