alabamadom 

When you miss your Dom so much and you just wanna call him.

A: Ôi, alabamadom!

alabamadom by nhasucvathoc May 16, 2022

AlabamaLost 

An ugly underaged retard who fucked his sister

Dude, why are you such an AlabamaLost?

AlabamaLost by EeksDee Dude January 18, 2020

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

Alabamarama by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

AlabamaLost 

An underaged faggot who fucked his sister

Bro, you’e an AlabamaLost!

AlabamaLost by EeksDee Dude January 18, 2020

Alabamaism 

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

Alabamaism by Glorified midget November 4, 2021