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Alabama Sunrise

When you shoot your load over the valley of your sister's tits, and it lands on her face.
Example 1:
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"

Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"

Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'
by AnalBleeder69 August 9, 2022
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Alabama Sunrise

When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face
Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up
by vanessaasor May 15, 2020
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Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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