2 definitions by thehypocriticalzoilist
While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
From (777 By Joji)
Seven, Seven, Seven (Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven) oh
A little piece of Heaven
Seven, Seven, Seven (Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven) oh
A little piece of Heaven
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 5, 2020