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While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 01, 2018
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From (777 By Joji)

Seven, Seven, Seven (Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven) oh

A little piece of Heaven
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 04, 2020
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