thehypocriticalzoilist's definitions

Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018

777

It's a little piece of Heaven

-Joji

From (777 By Joji)

Seven, Seven, Seven (Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven) oh

A little piece of Heaven

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 4, 2020

Fucka Bands

An indeterminate, but large amount of money. Can be used in any situation where the amount of money involved is ludicrous.

"Yo, I owe the IRS fucka bands and $0.38."

"Shit how you finna pay all that??"

by thehypocriticalzoilist December 28, 2025