thehypocriticalzoilist's definitions

Fucka Bands

An indeterminate, but large amount of money. Can be used in any situation where the amount of money involved is ludicrous.

"Yo, I owe the IRS fucka bands and $0.38."

"Shit how you finna pay all that??"

by thehypocriticalzoilist December 28, 2025

777

It's a little piece of Heaven

-Joji

From (777 By Joji)

Seven, Seven, Seven (Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven) oh

A little piece of Heaven

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 4, 2020

Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018