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A very offensive stunt directed towards muslims. Apparently, if you cut up the shoe into exactly 28.5 pieces, soak them in alkaline solution exactly 3 parts unicorn juice and 19.01 parts car battery juice and bake each piece in a preheated oven at 600 degrees flipping 51 times half way, you will see symbols with resemblance to ‘obama is muslim’.
guy: *wears airmax 270
Muslim: jihad time nigga
by Capt shr00m April 11, 2019
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Literally the coolest most innovative invention by mankind EVER. Way better than any shitty ass jordan or that boost crap. This shoe only costs 50 bucks a pair and can last a lifetime.
To users, you can double ur inner hypebeast by wearing crocs with socks. Those yeezy bois be runnin
Crocs with socks be making them yeezys look like broken toenail
by Capt shr00m April 11, 2019
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