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Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot
Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

Airplaning 

When two persons lie on top of eachother in x-shape and its too hot, so the person on top takes the blanket and does a flying motion.
You are in bed sweating, and the lighter one cools you both off with a swift airplaning.
Airplaning by Vjv July 23, 2014

airplaning 

When a crowd lines up to pacify a hysterical or obnoxious person.
V: So I was enjoying a peaceful, laid back, sunny moment at the coffee shop when the horrid woman next to me bursts into this really annoying laugh.

Me: What did it sound like?

V: Woody woodpecker on crack.

Me: Jeez. What did you do?

V: I gathered the other patrons and gave her a good airplaning!

Me: Nice.
airplaning by BlancoGrande April 12, 2010

airplaning 

1: Buying "airplane size" mini-bottles of booze and sneaking them into the club so you don't have to pay expensive prices.

2: "Airplanes" refer to the bottles themselves
1: "Nah, we don't need to stop by the cash machine. We're airplaning tonight."

2: "Let me check out one of those airplanes man. Noiiice."
airplaning by P Did November 10, 2007

airplaning 

describes a social event in which four individuals, typically under the influence of ecstasy, gather around another individual, also under the influence of ecstasy, each grasping one of the aforementioned individuals' limbs and jostling said limb in an irregular motion.
"I am so ready for some airplaning now that I have ingested a sufficient amount of ecstasy."
airplaning by wee wee p July 30, 2013