V: So I was enjoying a peaceful, laid back, sunny moment at the coffee shop when the horrid woman next to me bursts into this really annoying laugh.
Me: What did it sound like?
V: Woody woodpecker on crack.
Me: Jeez. What did you do?
V: I gathered the other patrons and gave her a good airplaning!
Me: Nice.
Me: What did it sound like?
V: Woody woodpecker on crack.
Me: Jeez. What did you do?
V: I gathered the other patrons and gave her a good airplaning!
Me: Nice.
by BlancoGrande April 12, 2010
Pronounced "preemah doo-chay".
When you go to drop a duece in a public or work toilet and discover that you are the first to use that toilet since it was last cleaned giving you a relatively germ, detritus, and smell free experience.
When you go to drop a duece in a public or work toilet and discover that you are the first to use that toilet since it was last cleaned giving you a relatively germ, detritus, and smell free experience.
"I always get to work early so I can score the prima duece before <insert stinky co-worker here> defiles HCS"
by BlancoGrande March 09, 2010