Ain't no count 

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.

"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."

Ain't no count by Wildn May 20, 2022

aint no count 

an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.

jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"

aint no count by Arich August 16, 2006