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Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
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Tard-aide 

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.
Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!
Tard-aide by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
Aidah is a kind, loving, and sweet girl.. she has a short temper, and is quite stubborn (I might add). She’s beautiful, had nice hair, nice eyes, and a amazing body. She usually is happy and loves her friends and family. Aidah puts her friends and family before herself, and try’s her hardest to make everyone happy! In general get yourself an Aidah. :)
Person 1: hey aidah, hows your day going?

Person 2: it’s going great!
Aidah by Poofdoofoof November 25, 2018

gay aiden 

A small gay man with a 1in also will grab ur nipples if he fights you
Guy hey Aiden you are gay

Aiden fuck u I'm going to grab your nipples gay Aiden is gay
gay aiden by Ur momololol September 19, 2018
Extremely pretty. A little bit fragile. EXTREMELY FUNNY and EXTREMELY KIND. LoVES spoiling her friends.

A girl many people love
Person 1: Hey Aidah! You look great
Aidah by YeetusQueen December 11, 2018

Aiden Burns 

Ugly kid, he dont even know how to spell his own damn name. Gets dandruff everywhere. Has never had a girlfriend (never will) Aiden will annoy the shit out of you. he probably picks his nose and snacks on it. Like bro who is this kid??
person: ew look at aiden burns.
person 2: ikr he needs to take a shower.
person: frrrrrrrr
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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