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Someone with a very large nose and long hair. Usually is alone all the time and doesn't have many friends. He can be funny at times but not really.
Look at Ahlohn, all alone by himself
Ahlohn by Facebook_Addict58 April 3, 2011
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Literally, means "I don't know", but it's these 3 words condensed into one and pronounced ebonically.
D: Where's my Eazy E cd at?
S: Ahohno, fool!
D: Dag, what are you good fo!!
ahohno by Snocap February 28, 2007
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Ahlohn Ahlona ahlon Ahlone65 ahloni ahlonie ahlonko ahohno Alohna AH LOONG
A rat 🐀 that has a crush on maddox and lives oilier and has no hair
Oh look it’s a person with no hair is that.... ahloni
ahloni by Oliver fart July 25, 2021
Alohna is someone who is smart, caring and loves kid. She is also one of the best friends you can have. She will be there for you and be your strength. She always gives her best to the people she truly love. But she always ended up being taken for granted. But if she realized her worth, it will be your lost. She is a strong independent woman. But if you anger her she will rage, like Rage Joseff Del Fierro.
Alohna chooses to be a veterinarian because she loves taking care of animals.
Alohna by elijahriley June 8, 2021
"That boy is such a Ahlonko!"
ahlonko by AHlonko February 6, 2018
She's the must weirdest but prettiest girl you'll ever met. Ahlon is shy at first and after some time she can be very funny and also has attitude problems.
Them: have you heard of Ahlon

Him: ya she amazing
ahlon by _.gorgeousssss._ October 22, 2019
An Ahlonie can be mean when she wants, but its just a goofy mean. Dont mess with an Ahlonie because she will go off and not be friends with you. An Ahlonie can spread lots of rumors.
Defined

Guy 1-Who is she?
Guy 2-Thats Ahlonie she can be mean so dont say anything mean to her
Guy 2-I won't
ahlonie by Yourmothersaidgotobed November 2, 2020
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