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Ahh Choo 

When someone asks you if you like them you simply say ahh choo to 1. Confuses them 2. So they don’t know the answer
Person 1: hey do you like me

Person 2: ahh choo
Person 3: I’m confused do u like me?
Ahh Choo by Sneeze blessser June 17, 2018
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Ahh Choo 

what is usually said at the point of sneezing
or
what is said as as someone is handkerbating and squirting a large load of hanky cum into their handkerchief
Ahh Choo.... Ahh Choo she cried as she sneezed uncontrollably
or
"Ahh Choo" he wailed as his G/F jerked his load of hanky cum into his blue striped handkerchief
Ahh Choo by Gravit Oldas January 25, 2009

Hank ahh choo

This is when you get turned on and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to masturbate furiously. You then feel the urge to Sneeze and you reach into your pocket and get out your handkerchief, but you also realise you are also about to blow your load...... Do you put the handkerchief over your mouth to muffle your sneeze, or do you put it over your penis to catch your load of cum - thus preventing your clothes from getting 'stained'?
I was having a good wank before I went to work, then my nose began to twitch & I was about to sneeze and also cum. It was a real 'Hank ahh choo' moment
Hank ahh choo by Mr B Lowjob May 29, 2008

Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo 

What Scooby Doo says when he sneezes
Shaggy: "what'ya up to Scoob?"
Scooby: "Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo!"
Shaggy: "Hehe - you crack me up Scoob!"
Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo by S Coobiedum December 20, 2008

Ahhchoopoo 

Sneezing and farting at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and fart at the same time? God bless your ahhchoopoo!
Ahhchoopoo by sundevil_89 February 5, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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