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Ahh Choo 

what is usually said at the point of sneezing
or
what is said as as someone is handkerbating and squirting a large load of hanky cum into their handkerchief
Ahh Choo.... Ahh Choo she cried as she sneezed uncontrollably
or
"Ahh Choo" he wailed as his G/F jerked his load of hanky cum into his blue striped handkerchief
Ahh Choo by Gravit Oldas January 25, 2009

Hank ahh choo

This is when you get turned on and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to masturbate furiously. You then feel the urge to Sneeze and you reach into your pocket and get out your handkerchief, but you also realise you are also about to blow your load...... Do you put the handkerchief over your mouth to muffle your sneeze, or do you put it over your penis to catch your load of cum - thus preventing your clothes from getting 'stained'?
I was having a good wank before I went to work, then my nose began to twitch & I was about to sneeze and also cum. It was a real 'Hank ahh choo' moment
Hank ahh choo by Mr B Lowjob May 29, 2008

Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo 

What Scooby Doo says when he sneezes
Shaggy: "what'ya up to Scoob?"
Scooby: "Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo!"
Shaggy: "Hehe - you crack me up Scoob!"
Ahh Choobeedoobeedoo by S Coobiedum December 20, 2008

Ahhchoopoo 

Sneezing and farting at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and fart at the same time? God bless your ahhchoopoo!
Ahhchoopoo by sundevil_89 February 5, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026