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Agriphiliac

An individual with an overwhelming fetish for plants. His or her life revolves around little shops of whores. In reality, what these individuals refer to as little shops of whores is actually just a regular flower shop.
1. George really needs to get laid, he just fucked a tulip infront of a children's field trip. What a fucking agriphiliac!

2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia

3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes
by notpat October 26, 2009
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agraphilia

An individual with a fetish or an abnormal affection of Sexual abuse. Either when being abused or abusing another sexually.
#1 Got raped yesterday, felt good.

#2 You're such an Agraphiliac
by Kyrenaz December 16, 2017
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apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers
An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.
by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 16, 2014
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Auriphilia

The sexual desire for ears; to be licked; kissed; etc.
I just found out Matt has auriphilia...
by FunnyTheme November 26, 2018
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Aggriphiliac

Someone who likes to have sex outside or likes the idea of sex in an outside environment appealing agriculture agriphobe pedofile pedofilia
Aggriphiliac mandy shall we have inter-course in the outside I'm a serious aggriphiliac
by Danbmx January 30, 2015
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South Afriphilia

An annoying obsession with all things to do with south african culture
Hey bro,she cant stop talking about his accent its driving me crazy,shes totally suffering from South Afriphilia.
by Annoyed2155 November 17, 2013
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