An individual with an overwhelming fetish for plants. His or her life revolves around little shops of whores. In reality, what these individuals refer to as little shops of whores is actually just a regular flower shop.
1. George really needs to get laid, he just fucked a tulip infront of a children's field trip. What a fucking agriphiliac!
2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia
3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes
2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia
3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes
by notpat October 26, 2009
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