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Getting fucked up drunk, going home to watch Two and Half Men, sleeping for 12 hours, eating pasta salad, then going to straight to work and repeat
I was totally Agnesed this week
Agnesed by Micemaster January 27, 2022
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Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb' (Lamborghini).

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese. But don't push her on limit, she will put you in your place. Don't think you can hurt her feeling easily, because she just doesn't give a fuck about what others think. She likes people with a good personality and true intentions. She likes few people, so if you are not one of them, you just not have any influence on her.

Her love is true.
That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese...
I really like you, Agnese...
You are very complicated but you do what you feel Agnese and I like it.
Agnese by anonymous1709 November 21, 2021
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Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb'.

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese.
That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese....
Agnese by sheofthefangs August 5, 2010
Probably the best girl you'll ever meet
- "Wow she's so nice!"
"Yeah, her name is probably Agnese"
Agnese by yourlocalgrammatical July 11, 2021
To have a totally random and counterproductive element inserted into a plan or course of action by a third party.
We were planning to be done before lunch, but we got agnewed and didn't get home till midnight.
agnewed by Aperider May 15, 2011
Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb' (Lamborghini).

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese. But don't push her on limit, she will put on your place. She just doesn't give a fuck about what others think (not if you are one of her close friends) and she is a very independent person. She likes people with a good personality and true intentions.
That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese....
I really like you Agnese...
I think you are beautiful, Agnese
Agnese by anonymous1709 November 21, 2021
synonym for jesus, can’t be compared to other names
She’s going to become such an agnese if she keeps collecting bugs
Agnese by anonymous November 21, 2021
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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