agnewed

To have a totally random and counterproductive element inserted into a plan or course of action by a third party.

We were planning to be done before lunch, but we got agnewed and didn't get home till midnight.

agnewed by Aperider May 15, 2011

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Agnewed

The act of repeatedly fucking up over and over. Mostly by making the same poor decisions...like drinking too much and being an asshole. Especially true of Canadians.

Fuck. I agnewed last night after we left the bar by going over to that slut's house.

Agnewed by Anadmaudib January 6, 2017

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Agnesed

Getting fucked up drunk, going home to watch Two and Half Men, sleeping for 12 hours, eating pasta salad, then going to straight to work and repeat

I was totally Agnesed this week

Agnesed by Micemaster January 27, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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