Anonymous77532's definitions
1. A young male, often a minor (under 18), who harbors deep resentment because he feels entitled to the romantic attention of women in the 18–20 age bracket.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
Dude 1: "It's so unfair. Every single college girl I try to talk to is with some dude in his late 20s. They won't even look at us."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
by Anonymous77532 November 5, 2025
Get the Agecelmug. 1. A young male, often a minor (under 18), who harbors deep resentment because he feels entitled to the romantic attention of women in the 18–20 age bracket.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
Dude 1: "It's so unfair. Every single college girl I try to talk to is with some dude in his late 20s. They won't even look at us."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
by Anonymous77532 November 5, 2025
Get the Agecelmug.