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Aftonussy is the word to describe (the adults) of the afton family’s absolute scrumdillitious body and I luv them so much in fact like it’s actually so hot
me: “that aftonussy is looking so good today, Michael”
Afton: “…”
other creator: “can I get sum of that aftonussy?”
Afton: “die.”
Aftonussy by Tsukasa April 28, 2022
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Aftussy Nation 

Aftussy nation is a nation of Michael Afton simps. Created by”michaelaftons_”
Person 1: are you apart of Aftussy Nation?

Person 2: YES! I need that Aftussy so bad
Aftussy Nation by Michaelaftons_ February 18, 2022
Michael afton’s juicy 🐱 that makes everyone drool
Person 1: i need michael’s aftussy real bad rn
Person 2: me too man whenever i think of his aftussy my dvck becomes rock hard and my mouth starts drooling i want him to breed me.
Aftussy by Michaelaftonworshipper February 17, 2022
William Afton's, also known as springtrap's, crusty bussy.
Springtrap/Afton simp: I want his aftussy
Non-simps: He's literally a decaying corpse-
aftussy by monty'scumsock January 24, 2022
aftussy wanters: "I love michaels AFTUSSY😍"
litterally anyone else: "Hes a rotting corpse, but agreed"

autopussy 

A girl who one has the opportunity to have sex with no matter what when she is around.
I can fuck this girl whenever I wan't. I got autopussy this weekend.

Autopussy is in town tonight, cant wait to get my nut!
autopussy by jmoriart December 2, 2010
Aftussy is a word to describe your love for Michael afton
Friend 1 : Hey, do you like aftussy?
Friend 2 : hell yeah! I'm also apart of the aftussy nation!!
Friend 3 : i would kill for some aftussy
Aftussy by Nofather.Net March 17, 2022
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