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after-jizz 

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later
DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"
after-jizz by epic player1 May 1, 2009
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afterpizza 

The "afterpizza" is what is left on the pizza tray after all the slices have been eaten. If it is really good pizza, there will be a fight for who gets to clean the bits stuck to the pan.

Akin to the term "afterbirth", which is the extra "stuff" that comes out after a baby is born.
The pizza was so delicious that even the "afterpizza" was eaten.
afterpizza by ColoradoDale August 7, 2010

afterjiggle 

The amount of time that a booty jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force. Can also be used when referring to the intensity of the aforementioned jiggling.
Damn, that girl's ass had a 6 second afterjiggle!
afterjiggle by K.Smith January 25, 2008

After Jizz 

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.
After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.
After Jizz by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011

aftertizers 

snacks to be eaten after a meal.
when asked by my daughter-in-law at dinner were we going to order any appetizers I replyed no when we get back to our house we were going to have aftertizers.
aftertizers by dogssss January 24, 2011

Aftertizer

Usually refers to items consumed and or performed after finishing a good romp. In part the antonym of an appetizer.
After having had an intense orgasm, Dianne lighted up her menthol Virginia Slims, her preferred Aftertizer.
Aftertizer by RedAvenger December 21, 2008
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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