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That small bit of semen that comes out of your penis a little after masturbating.
A sanitary male human would change their pants after the afterjizz but ehh... Fuck it. It'll dry.
Afterjizz by LOLZname February 3, 2012
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after-jizz 

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later
DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"
after-jizz by epic player1 May 1, 2009
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afterpizza 

The "afterpizza" is what is left on the pizza tray after all the slices have been eaten. If it is really good pizza, there will be a fight for who gets to clean the bits stuck to the pan.

Akin to the term "afterbirth", which is the extra "stuff" that comes out after a baby is born.
The pizza was so delicious that even the "afterpizza" was eaten.
afterpizza by ColoradoDale August 7, 2010

afterjiggle 

The amount of time that a booty jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force. Can also be used when referring to the intensity of the aforementioned jiggling.
Damn, that girl's ass had a 6 second afterjiggle!
afterjiggle by K.Smith January 25, 2008

After Jizz 

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.
After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.
After Jizz by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011

aftertizers 

snacks to be eaten after a meal.
when asked by my daughter-in-law at dinner were we going to order any appetizers I replyed no when we get back to our house we were going to have aftertizers.
aftertizers by dogssss January 24, 2011

Aftertizer

Usually refers to items consumed and or performed after finishing a good romp. In part the antonym of an appetizer.
After having had an intense orgasm, Dianne lighted up her menthol Virginia Slims, her preferred Aftertizer.
Aftertizer by RedAvenger December 21, 2008
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“No way, is that cake?”
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endwarfins

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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