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After Jizz 

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.
After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.
After Jizz by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011

afterpizza 

The "afterpizza" is what is left on the pizza tray after all the slices have been eaten. If it is really good pizza, there will be a fight for who gets to clean the bits stuck to the pan.

Akin to the term "afterbirth", which is the extra "stuff" that comes out after a baby is born.
The pizza was so delicious that even the "afterpizza" was eaten.
afterpizza by ColoradoDale August 7, 2010
That small bit of semen that comes out of your penis a little after masturbating.
A sanitary male human would change their pants after the afterjizz but ehh... Fuck it. It'll dry.
Afterjizz by LOLZname February 3, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026