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after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later
DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"
by epic player1 May 1, 2009
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After Jizz

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.
After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.
by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011
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afterpizza

The "afterpizza" is what is left on the pizza tray after all the slices have been eaten. If it is really good pizza, there will be a fight for who gets to clean the bits stuck to the pan.

Akin to the term "afterbirth", which is the extra "stuff" that comes out after a baby is born.
The pizza was so delicious that even the "afterpizza" was eaten.
by ColoradoDale August 7, 2010
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Afterjizz

That small bit of semen that comes out of your penis a little after masturbating.
A sanitary male human would change their pants after the afterjizz but ehh... Fuck it. It'll dry.
by LOLZname February 3, 2012
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