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afterholidaydementia 

The type of feeling you get after a long holiday and going back to work. You forgot passwords, names of people, mails, meetings, etc.

It takes a few days to recover and get up to speed again.
Hey Bart, don't you remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Sorry Daniele, I am suffering from afterholidaydementia.
afterholidaydementia by elbartos January 11, 2022

afterhours 

A party that happens after the clubs/bars close down. It's usually an informal gathering of like-minded people at a friends house or apartment.
scene- 1:42AM crowded night club

Jake: Hey man have you heard of anything going on after this?

Chris: Yeah there's supposed to be this kick ass afterhours at Christie and Jack's place.
afterhours by johnnyorbit May 1, 2007

Y Afterhours 

(The) Y Afterhours is the busiest after-hours night club in AB, Canada housing three floors and four rooms, with different resident DJ's each Friday/Saturday night.
JP @ 2am: Hey man, what are the plans after this?
Dave: We're going to the Y Afterhours, you down?

John @ 2am: Hey man, what are the plans after this?
Dave: We're going to hit up The Y, you down?
Y Afterhours by Pr0ject217 September 20, 2009

afterhonk 

When you in the parking lot and you accidentally hit the lock button for your sweet ass ride twice and to sweet ass ride then honks, someone else lurking in the parking lot might try to afterhonk yo ass. And then you can't be a bitch you gotta afterhonk em right back. An afterhonking episode could possibly last for hour if neither afterhonker is a bitch.
Me: Whoops I accidentally honked my horn on my 'Rolla in the Adult Video Megaplex parking lot.

(honk)
Me: Aw hell no I didn't just get afterhonked. You know imma afterhonk em right back.
afterhonk by UbiquitousNads March 6, 2017
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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