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afterhonk 

When you in the parking lot and you accidentally hit the lock button for your sweet ass ride twice and to sweet ass ride then honks, someone else lurking in the parking lot might try to afterhonk yo ass. And then you can't be a bitch you gotta afterhonk em right back. An afterhonking episode could possibly last for hour if neither afterhonker is a bitch.
Me: Whoops I accidentally honked my horn on my 'Rolla in the Adult Video Megaplex parking lot.

(honk)
Me: Aw hell no I didn't just get afterhonked. You know imma afterhonk em right back.
afterhonk by UbiquitousNads March 6, 2017
Words you can keep
The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.
She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
Afterhand by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013

afterwork 

1) An event where people meet to have drinks after work.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
I am going to an afterwork, I may come back late!
afterwork by Find a Wingman November 29, 2019

afterholidaydementia 

The type of feeling you get after a long holiday and going back to work. You forgot passwords, names of people, mails, meetings, etc.

It takes a few days to recover and get up to speed again.
Hey Bart, don't you remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Sorry Daniele, I am suffering from afterholidaydementia.
afterholidaydementia by elbartos January 11, 2022

afterwork 

As if spending your entire working day with your co-workers wasn't bad enough, you spend time with co-workers after work drinking alcohol.
Common activities includes but are not limited to; drinking, talking about work, talking about co-workers who are not there and generally not talking about anything that is not related to working.
Hey! We have spent the entire working week together, let's get together on our free time for an afterwork!
afterwork by pseduo90210 April 12, 2014

Aftertoke 

To engage in smoking a cigarette immediately following any smoking of marijuana.
Okay dude, roach it.. It's time for an aftertoke.
Aftertoke by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007

climaxic aftershocks 

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).
After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.
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