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The after blow 

When your screwing a girl in the ass, face down and pretend you jizz on her back (by spitting on her back) then, as she turns her head towards you, you burst your load right in her face.
My girl friend didnt like when i pulled the after blow right in her face.
The after blow by Publess chicken December 31, 2010

Blow After 

1)A term used when asking to smoke a (joint/blunt/cigarette) after the person(s) currently smoking it.

2)A term used when asking for the remains (ends/ass) of something eg: (food/drink)

3)A term used when asking for usage of something after somebody is finished with it eg: (bike/doodle jump)
Stoner1: Blow after on d blunt?
Stoner2: Ye, sure man, pass left
Stoner3: Blow after then...
Stoner1: (COUGH COUGH COUGH) holy shit
Blow After by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011

After Blowjob Kiss 

The kiss you give your girlfriend after she sucks your dick because if you don't kiss the lips that pleasured your penis, then you're a hypocrite. (Kissing is vital to some girls and women during and after sex)
*le gf comes up from giving you head*

(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)

*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*

(Makes gf happy)
After Blowjob Kiss by SatansHelper69 November 27, 2013

and that was after the blowjob 

1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s

2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.

3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.

4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.

5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.

6. Can be used in statement or question form
Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"

John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"

Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"

After school blowy 

A blow job one receives after school
You see Joey over There, he gave me an after school blowy

blowjobs after marriage 

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
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