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After The Flash
The main roleplaying hub for edgelords to speedtype enemies into submission with the absence of logic.
Person 1: I am going to play the roblox game After The Flash.
Person 2: Unless you have 100 WPM, I would advise against that.
Person 2: Unless you have 100 WPM, I would advise against that.
After The Flash by nigga bruh fortnite August 4, 2019
After the Burial
A sick ass progressive metal band that will make you shit bricks and throw them at your un-born child.
I listened to that band you told me about, After the Burial...
Did you like them?
Well, my asshole is now the size of a cynder block and I killed my girlfriend.
So you did like them!
FUCK YEAH LAWLAWL
Did you like them?
Well, my asshole is now the size of a cynder block and I killed my girlfriend.
So you did like them!
FUCK YEAH LAWLAWL
After the Burial by Half Empty October 20, 2008
after the jump
Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.
Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.
Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.
<big block of shit here>
More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!
<links here>
More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!
<links here>
after the jump by doganuses September 12, 2007
After the fact
This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".
How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??
After the fact by TheBx41 September 17, 2012
After the show comes the shit cart.
Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"
Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
After the show comes the shit cart. by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020
after the jump
'The Jump' in online media refers to a large block of inline advertising separating a page of text. It is a form of advertisment commonly used by bloggers and tech-press, but creates a major distraction for readers. The web-equivalent of the commercial break.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.
...with people speculating that Apple are soon to release a new brand of laptop powered by hampsters. More after the jump.
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It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.
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ads sponsored by bongle
...
Get your Apple laptops here
Buy Apple computers on EBay
Looking for Apples? Try Farmland orchards
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It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.
after the jump by Bobolosh June 23, 2006
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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