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Afro Samurai 

On the dark path of swordsmanship in a "futuristic" yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who becomes the No. 1 warrior will rule the world with powers akin to a god. Only the No. 2 warrior is allowed to challenge the No. 1, but anyone can challenge the No. 2. The current No. 2, the Afro Samurai, travels the road looking for revenge on Justice, the man who murdered his father (who was then the No. 1) in front of him when he was just a boy, a skilled gunman who became the current No. 1 after defeating Afro's father.
Afro Samurai is a pretty gangsta anime.

Afro Samurai 

A mostly silent black guy with a massive head of hair, on a vengance path who will hurt ANYONE in his way..anyone who isn't afraid of him that is...His best friend is an imaginary oppisite of himself. He is on nigga you don't wanna mess with...ever
Guy 1: Here he comes the Afro Samurai
Guy 2: Ha I can take him
*Afro walks in
Guy 2: Alright Bitch LETS GO
*Afro Punches Guy 2
*Guy 2 is dead
Afro: Shut Up
Afro Samurai by K66 July 1, 2011

Afro Samurai 

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.
I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
Afro Samurai by Froy dog May 13, 2011

afro samurai 

afro samurai by kidpocari January 8, 2009

Afrosamurait 

The sexiest man alive.
He looks almost as good as afrosamurait
Afrosamurait by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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