That's some African Shit Bih 

When an event that typically occurs in Africa happens to you.

That's some African Shit Bih, that only happens in Africa right there.
Joe: My dude look at that big bee, It's almost the size of a football.
Shai: Damn, that some African shit Bih

That's some African Shit Bih by JohnHorpe March 19, 2017

King's African Rifles 

The King's African Rifles (KAR), were a European colonial force who sought to exterminate Dhulbahante, during Darawiish era

she opposed King's African Rifles (KAR)

King's African Rifles by khatumo November 2, 2020

What in God's green African jungles?? 

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

What in God's green African jungles?? by 0.O September 10, 2013

African Soup 

The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.

That african soup you made was bomb! You must have ate alot of Broccoli.

African Soup by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

African Snowstorm 

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm

Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

African Snowstorm by Pussydestroyer42069lmaogg July 24, 2018

African squeak shoe 

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

African squeak shoe by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013

South African serenade 

When one aggressively queefs in unison with a mariachi band playing beat it by Michael Jackson

Did you see joe at the party perform the South African serenade?

South African serenade by Joe1916 August 20, 2023