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Asexuals Invade Denmark 

There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.

The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.

There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.
The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰

asexualsexual 

some fake sexuality where u are attracted to ppl who are asexual
hey man im asexualsexual
die
asexualsexual by 24kQxirky June 8, 2021

Airsexuals 

People who meat ride Michael Jordan so hard that they attempt to discredit everything Lebron James, Kobe Bryant or any other great basketball player. Airsexuals do this in an desperate effort to attempt to preserve Michael Jordan legacy.
Oh this new generation is soft! Fouling was at an all time high! Fouling equals skill! But I’m not an airsexual! Jordan never played mailman Lebum did. Lebum made super teams! Airsexuals don’t exist we just know real basketball includes fouls!
An extreme, toxic fan of All Elite Wrestling that can not handle when a person criticizes the company the obsess over.
Me: "Yeah that match had quite a few botches, they should work on that more"

Them: "what do you mean?? This is top tier professional wrestling! You're just mad they are better than WWE"

Me: "Oh stop being an AEWSexual", we can enjoy more than one company"
AEWSexual by kmoney811 July 28, 2022
Generalisation of Virgin fans of the Indy promotion AEW. It comes from the word ASEXUALS, which defines the organisms than never have sex.
Arman is an AEWSexual
Why don't AEWSexuals bath?

Absexuals 

Sexy mofos that like abs and they are sexual
The absexuals trolled guys to see some abs
abs nodick
Absexuals by Blue waffler August 7, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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