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Airsexuals 

People who meat ride Michael Jordan so hard that they attempt to discredit everything Lebron James, Kobe Bryant or any other great basketball player. Airsexuals do this in an desperate effort to attempt to preserve Michael Jordan legacy.
Oh this new generation is soft! Fouling was at an all time high! Fouling equals skill! But I’m not an airsexual! Jordan never played mailman Lebum did. Lebum made super teams! Airsexuals don’t exist we just know real basketball includes fouls!
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It means you're straight but gay for Ariana grande
I was straight until I saw Ariana at that moment I knew I was arisexual
Arisexual by Meeelolo October 31, 2018
to be attracted to Ariana Grande and any person who cares about her
I am proudly arisexual
Arisexual by sweaterw3ather June 22, 2019

Asexuals Invade Denmark 

There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.

The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.

There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.
The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰
I will forever be a arisexual
Arisexual by Moonlightboo November 1, 2018
It means you’re gay but straight for Ariana Grande.
Im literally Arisexual for ari she’s so beautiful

When I saw Ariana Grande I knew I was Arisexual
Arisexual by buteraxmoon March 25, 2020

asexualsexual 

some fake sexuality where u are attracted to ppl who are asexual
hey man im asexualsexual
die
asexualsexual by 24kQxirky June 8, 2021
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