Aestus
Get the Aestus mug.
Aesus
The form of Jesus mixed with the stereotypical asian. He does everything Jesus does but with an asian flair.
Jesus' blood is wine.
Aesus' blood is tea.
Mary was virgin.
Wong was an asian hooker.
Jesus was a Jew.
Aesus is a communist.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Aesus was really really good at math.
Jesus was crucified by the mighty Romans.
Aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the United States government and swapped for the death trap that is the Toyota prius.
Jesus loves everyone.
Aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.
Aesus' blood is tea.
Mary was virgin.
Wong was an asian hooker.
Jesus was a Jew.
Aesus is a communist.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Aesus was really really good at math.
Jesus was crucified by the mighty Romans.
Aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the United States government and swapped for the death trap that is the Toyota prius.
Jesus loves everyone.
Aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.
Aesus by dr. mcjesus101 March 10, 2010
Related Words
Aestispilled
Being incredibly useless, sleeping for 19 hours a day, ditching your friends to sleep even more, doing 10k DPS to bosses in keys, not pressing feint.
Aestispilled by Aestisdeadinaditchlover43 July 16, 2022
aestassajio
Aestassajio is so “Amazing” as he would say, he’s very chill but also funny he’s fine asf & very conceited but that’s ok if I looked like That I would be too if you have a Aestassajio in your life you are so lucky
aestassajio by Aestassajio June 30, 2019
Astus
Astus means to die or be killed. To be compared to an astus can also mean to die multiple times (metaphorically, or like Jesus.) Often used in roleplay.
Player 1: "Haha, your character got astused!"
Player 2: "Shush, your character has been astused five times, you're the real Astus here."
Player 2: "Shush, your character has been astused five times, you're the real Astus here."