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1: A Latin term which can relate to tides or a slow-moving state of time.

2: Ret Aestus
"The tides are pretty Aestus today, huh?"
"What the hell does that even mean?"
Aestus by Arrout March 10, 2023
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The form of Jesus mixed with the stereotypical asian. He does everything Jesus does but with an asian flair.
Jesus' blood is wine.
Aesus' blood is tea.

Mary was virgin.
Wong was an asian hooker.

Jesus was a Jew.
Aesus is a communist.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Aesus was really really good at math.

Jesus was crucified by the mighty Romans.
Aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the United States government and swapped for the death trap that is the Toyota prius.

Jesus loves everyone.
Aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.
Aesus by dr. mcjesus101 March 10, 2010
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Aestispilled 

Being incredibly useless, sleeping for 19 hours a day, ditching your friends to sleep even more, doing 10k DPS to bosses in keys, not pressing feint.
You're so fucking aestispilled right now.
The hottest poster on the Ps2cb
Aestud3 makes me moist
aestud3 by The PS2CB GOD August 4, 2003

aestassajio 

Aestassajio is so ā€œAmazingā€ as he would say, he’s very chill but also funny he’s fine asf & very conceited but that’s ok if I looked like That I would be too if you have a Aestassajio in your life you are so lucky
Omg is that Aestassajio he so fine 🄵
aestassajio by Aestassajio June 30, 2019
Person 1: who's your favourite and hottest lad?
Person 2: not fire
Person 3: Aestas lmao
Aestas by Greg Doucette December 3, 2021
Astus means to die or be killed. To be compared to an astus can also mean to die multiple times (metaphorically, or like Jesus.) Often used in roleplay.
Player 1: "Haha, your character got astused!"
Player 2: "Shush, your character has been astused five times, you're the real Astus here."
Astus by Latros June 23, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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