Aesus 

The form of Jesus mixed with the stereotypical asian. He does everything Jesus does but with an asian flair.

Jesus' blood is wine.
Aesus' blood is tea.

Mary was virgin.
Wong was an asian hooker.

Jesus was a Jew.
Aesus is a communist.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Aesus was really really good at math.

Jesus was crucified by the mighty Romans.
Aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the United States government and swapped for the death trap that is the Toyota prius.

Jesus loves everyone.
Aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.

Aesus by dr. mcjesus101 March 10, 2010

Atsushi 

The other definitions r trash lol he ain’t a cinnamon roll or baby he’s a cute badass hot boy whos just trying his best.

Person 1: Atsushi is an uwu cinnamon roll baby hes my little bean.

Person 2: No he’s a jerk who murders and is super mean to Akutagawa.

Person 3: y’all are both dumb sure he’s not perfect but he tries his best to be a good person. He’s a very relatable and well written MC

Atsushi by Bungougaydogs March 23, 2021

Sakurai Atsushi

The sexiest J-rock singer alive. Has the vocal abilities of an angel, the looks of a god, the sexual appeal of 34567898 of the world's hottest people COMBINED. His hair is like the soft caressing wind at night. His eyes are like the sun; blazing into your soul. He is perfect~

Person 1: Who's that sexy Japanese guy?

Person 2: Oh, him?? Bro, that's Sakurai Atsushi.

Sakurai Atsushi by himynameisyourmom. June 18, 2011

Atsushi 

hottest mf in the world. I always say ´´el Atsushi que se gastan´´ cuz yeah, he is hot n cute mixed together, thanks for coming to my TedTalk

- yes
- no
- why
- atsushi says no

Atsushi by Bokutosimp.net November 8, 2020

Atsushi 

He beating Goku.

Person 1 // Damn you're SUCH an Atshushi
Person 2 // That's because I solo goku's weak ass, DUH!!

Atsushi >
Live Love Atsushi

Atsushi by STAN GON FREECCS April 23, 2021

i love atsushi 

the WORST fanfiction ever written. DONT EVER FUCKING READ IT. IN THE FIRST LIKE 3 PARAGRAPHS IT IS ATSUSHI RIPPING OUT THIS GIRLS EYE WITH A SPOON AND THEN PUTTING HIS COCK IN IT AND CUMMING IN HER EYE SOCKET WHILE BLOOD IS POURING OUT.

"i love atsushi is a fanfiction (disgustingly) produced on ao3"

i love atsushi by livo12_ July 30, 2023

Atsushi kinnie 

atsushi kinnie is usually a very mentally ill person with self-esteem lower than the Mariana trench. They're either an INFP or a 2w1 or a RLUAI or all of them. They're really self-less. But they're not just uwu soft babies. They're mature and have complex mind. They care about people. but they can't order their on food

your friend: I'm an atsushi kinnie
me: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY??

Atsushi kinnie by yourmomhello September 9, 2021