Nikocado avocadoaka. A fat mukbanger manchild who constantly cries like a bitch and getting into fights with his boyfriend Orlin.
Person 1 : Hey have you heard a YouTube mukbanger called Nikocado avocado?
Person 2 : you mean a fat man child who always shoving food down his throat and having a mental breakdown and constantly having drama with his boyfriend Orlin whilst filming his YouTube video?
1. See word (schmo)
2. An attention-loving fatass who creates “content” on YouTube by eating like a fucking pig. Bullies other YouTubers when they tell him no.
Jimmy: Did you hear about what Nikocado Avocado did this time?
Fred: Lemme guess, he dissed another guy for rejecting his sexual advances
An adult who acts like he is 4 years old, and cry's on YouTube over nothing. And needs to see Doctor Phil.
Person 1: Hey did you see that cry baby on YouTube yesterday?
Person 2: Who, Nikocado Avocado?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Yeah, he should see Doctor Phil.
A whale of a mukbanger who abuses his boyfriend and cries like a baby for very minor inconveniences, He celebrates weight loss by eating 18 subs, and he manages to shit himself on multiple occasions.
Person 1: oh my god did you see the new Nikocado Avocado video?
Person 2: I did, and now I wanna eat a salad, go on a 10 mile run, and probably see my therapist
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!