Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. That's it.

Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.

Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.

Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."

Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...

Adultitude by TheMadDad April 24, 2024

Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. That's it.

Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.

Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.

Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."

Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...

Adultitude by TheMadDad April 24, 2024

Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. Contrary to popular belief, adultitude is not measured by the amount of physical possessions one owns, or by the ability to drink alcohol or buy firearms and get a job, rather it is possible to notice a higher index of it that is based on socially learned behaviour and observable cues (i.e. politeness, maturity, responsibility, etc.).

Disclaimer: The creator of this definition was very bored while making this, however, he is recovering from such an insufferable state of mind.

Person: "I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I believe my level of adultitude simply can't be surpassed."

Other pesron: "Well, I HAVE MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Person: "Oh yeah? Well, MY ADULTITUDE IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!"

Both people proceeded to throw a synchronized tantrum in unison that knows no end...

Adultitude by TheMadDad April 24, 2024

low altitude bombing 

code for taking a crap

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.

low altitude bombing by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

high-altitude fuck by marcasmedia March 29, 2009

Austitude 

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austitude is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Example A: Justifying living in Austin by saying that Houston has too much traffic and is too hot, while failing to admit Austin has the exact same problems. This is display of Austitude.

Example B: Trash-talking about Houston (i.e. it is all concrete, has no culture and no positive attributes). This is display of Austitude. In reality Houston has forests of tall pine trees Austin does not, world-class arts/culture Austin does not, and a great restaurant scene Austin does not. (Dallas also has superior culture to Austin).

Example C: Saying Austin is so unique and has many things other Texas cities do not. In reality, Austin has many things borrowed from other cities such as chain restaurants, architecture, even the Art Car Parade (which has been going on in Houston for much longer). This is display of Austitude.

Austitude by Texas Expert December 24, 2008

Altitude Poop 

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

Altitude Poop by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007