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David Adler 

A young man who carries himself with a certain air of having known the world in many ways. Many, many, ways.

"He was a sk8r boi, she said see you later boi," and he was okay with that, he moved on, and sat down to write about his day.
Wat do u think of that high concept skater bro?

-which one?

The one embodying the "spirit of america"?

-Who are you talking about?

DAVID ADLER!
David Adler by MaudeLJ November 4, 2013

Roll the Aller-dice 

1. A business term: To bring an expert in to fix a situation a former employee has fucked up.
2. To make a decision which is seen by the naive as a gamble, yet provides a 100% chance of survival
Eg: Roy has really left us in the shit guys, i think we should roll the aller-dice and give Sam his responsibilities.

dirty alder 

When your dog licks his chocolate starfish for twenty minutes straight, then you walk in all naive and whatnot and ask him for a big sloppy tongue kiss.
Madison: "Who stepped in dog poop?"
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
dirty alder by Aztec Two Step March 28, 2020